Die'yer Maker

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This list was submitted by asthedeadtuRNs on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 5:56 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the The Long Kiss Goodnight Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronnie Biggs December 18th, 201384
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
7Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
6Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
5Patty Andrews January 30th, 201394
4Helmut SchmidtNovember 10th, 201596
3Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
2Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
1Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002