|1.||Dying Is Like Taking a Single Bullet, Fired by a Lone Gunman||Ghost of Stiffs Past||5||33|
There once was a wrestler named Blassie
Who was big and blond, sweaty and sassy
Screaming week after week
About pencil-necked geeks
Naturally, he became known as "Classy."
(d) June 2nd, 2003