Helmut Schmidt has been played on 229 lists, including 3 lists in The May 2014 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Death Pool 2014 | bottonlinej | 1 | 10 |
| 2. | Scary Mary's Dead to the Last Drop | ScaryMary | 1 | 5 |
| 3. | Narr1 | Narasketuck | 1 | 3 |
After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.
(d) May 6th, 2002