Dearly Departed

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This list was submitted by hop1962 on Monday, December 30th, 2013 at 10:38 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sam SimonMarch 8th, 201559
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
7Luise Rainer December 30th, 2014104
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5Gabriel Garcia Marquez April 17th, 201487
4Helmut SchmidtNovember 10th, 201596
3Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
2B. B. King May 14th, 201589
1Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
12 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014