CHAD - Remember To Process Your Cassava Root Properly

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This list was submitted by CHAD on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 8:11 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Michael SchumacherAlive56
9Sam SimonMarch 8th, 201559
8Casey Kasem June 15th, 201482
7Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
6Jimmy BreslinMarch 19th, 201786
5Gene Gene the Dancing MachineMarch 13th, 201582
4Not Famous 
3Norm CrosbyNovember 7th, 202093
2Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
1Sidney PoitierJanuary 6th, 202294
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

This guy was the greatest. Unlike any other televangelist, he came across as a psycho college professor, unkempt and ranting, possibly on drugs. Sometimes he played sax. Once, when he was upset about the paucity of donations, we watched him smoke an entire cigar, without saying a word, for twenty minutes. This was late-night UHF programming at its most riveting, folks, and Dr. Gene will be missed.

(d) February 21st, 2005