This list was submitted by Bird on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 2:03 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 9 | Sam Simon | March 8th, 2015 | 59 |
| 8 | Casey Kasem | June 15th, 2014 | 82 |
| 7 | Helmut Kohl | June 16th, 2017 | 87 |
| 6 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
| 5 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
| 4 | Helmut Schmidt | November 10th, 2015 | 96 |
| 3 | Kirk Kerkorian | June 15th, 2015 | 98 |
| 2 | Jack Ramsay | April 27th, 2014 | 89 |
| 1 | Alan Young | May 19th, 2016 | 96 |
| 21 points | 4 hits |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000