This list was submitted by DePressED on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 7:48 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Sam Simon | March 8th, 2015 | 59 |
| 9 | Jack Ramsay | April 27th, 2014 | 89 |
| 8 | Casey Kasem | June 15th, 2014 | 82 |
| 7 | Not Famous | ||
| 6 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
| 5 | Michael Schumacher | Alive | 57 |
| 4 | Valerie Harper | August 30th, 2019 | 80 |
| 3 | Mel Stottlemyre | January 13th, 2019 | 77 |
| 2 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 1 | Not Famous | ||
| 23 points | 3 hits | ||
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014