This list was submitted by lucky punk on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 1:45 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Valerie Harper | August 30th, 2019 | 80 |
9 | Jack Ramsay | April 27th, 2014 | 89 |
8 | Sam Simon | March 8th, 2015 | 59 |
7 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
6 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
4 | Richard Attenborough | August 24th, 2014 | 90 |
3 | Ian Paisley | September 12th, 2014 | 88 |
2 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
1 | Jiang Zemin | November 30th, 2022 | 96 |
22 points | 4 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021