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The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Do You Happen To Know How To Fly This Thing?

Submitted by rchand on December 31, 2013. Part of the Ouch II boneyard.

Score
3hits so far
12tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Sam SimonMar 8, 2015 Mar 8, 2015 59
9 Clive JamesNov 24, 2019 Nov 24, 2019 80
8 Billy GrahamFeb 21, 2018 Feb 21, 2018 99
7 Run Run Shaw hitJan 6, 2014 Jan 6, 2014 106
6 Robert Mugabe Sep 5, 2019 Sep 5, 2019 95
5 George H.W. BushNov 30, 2018 Nov 30, 2018 94
4 Irwin CoreyFeb 6, 2017 Feb 6, 2017 102
3 Luise Rainer hitDec 30, 2014 Dec 30, 2014 104
2 Lawrence Walsh hitMar 19, 2014 Mar 19, 2014 102
1 Michael SchumacherAlive Alive 57

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2014

He had a pretty amazing career, with the exception being that his last film was Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. Did you see THAT piece of crap? Oh man. Yeah - Michael Douglas was good, and even Shia LaBeouf was passable (and we usually hate him), but the story was just idiotic. Plot twists, weird visions, and a female lead who might as well have not even been there. The ending? Oh man. We've never seen anything so dumb in our lives. How does this sort of thing happen anyway? Doesn't anyone in Hollywood have the BALLS to stand up and say "Hey! Wall Street was great, but it doesn't NEED a sequel! Get your head out of your ass!"? Of course they don't. Because art in Hollywood is dead, and it's just all about money now. It's sad. It really is. Oh yeah. Eli's dead too.