Little Jiving On A Saturday Night

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This list was submitted by DePressED on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 8:13 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sam SimonMarch 8th, 201559
9Jack Ramsay April 27th, 201489
8Lawrence Walsh March 19th, 2014102
7Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
6Rubin "Hurricane" Carter April 20th, 201476
5Casey Kasem June 15th, 201482
4Not Famous 
3King Abdullah Bin Abdul Aziz Al SaudJanuary 22nd, 201590
2Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
1Brian MayAlive77
28 points 4 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998