Bury the keys and bells

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This list was submitted by DeathGift on Sunday, December 29th, 2013 at 1:29 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sam SimonMarch 8th, 201559
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
6Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
5Run Run Shaw January 6th, 2014106
4Kirk KerkorianJune 15th, 201598
3Mickey Rooney April 6th, 201493
2Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
1Glen CampbellAugust 8th, 201781
8 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002