The Commissioner met him on New Years Eve 1999 in Palm Springs. It went like this: Commish: Hello Mr. Rooney - great show. Rooney: Who are you? Commish: The brother in law of your band leader. Rooney: Oh. And he walked away.
Because when you decide you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as...oops. Never mind.
(d) June 26th, 2012