Doc & DJ--How Did They Know Michael Schumacher Had Dandruff?

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This list was submitted by Doc & DJ on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 1:43 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sam SimonMarch 8th, 201559
9Michael SchumacherAlive57
8Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
7Jack Ramsay April 27th, 201489
6Buddy RyanJune 28th, 201685
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Don Zimmer June 4th, 201483
3Run Run Shaw January 6th, 2014106
2Superstar Billy GrahamMay 17th, 202379
1Ornette ColemanJune 11th, 201585
14 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003