Barney Kessel has been played on 702 lists, including 99 lists in The October '02 Lee Jr..

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Oh DeathUSER00008319
2.Test Drive For TobyFTG316
4.FTG: A Horse of Another ColorFTG315
5.FTG: Flaming Arrow Meets GeorgeFTG315
6.Potted Plant 1DePressED315
7.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Chemo SabeFTG314
8.And Then There Were NoneDePressED313
9.Frankie 1DePressED313
10.Guns Don't Kill People Bullets DoFTG313
11.Little old lady got mutilated late last night..DePressED310
13.DePressED 1DePressED218
14.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Wild CountryFTG217
15.Orange Mountain SpecialUSER00008216
16.Anybody Here Seen My Old Friends Johnny?USER00008215
17.FTG: The End Of The Civil War Is NearFTG215
18.FTG: Around Here, I'm The Man Who Owns ItFTG214
19.Lon Chaney Jr. walking with the Queen...DePressED214
20.DePressED 7DePressED213
21.DePressED 8DePressED213
22.Feeling Not So FineUSER02634213
23.Madam SpankalotDePressED213
24.Will You Miss MeUSER00008213
25.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Ghost RidersFTG212
26.Help Out The SealsFTG212
27.Potted Plant 2DePressED212
28.DePressED 5DePressED211
29.Daddy's Wildwood FlowerUSER00008210
30.DePressED 3DePressED210
31.FTG: Bring On The Dancing GirlsFTG210
32.Rank Strangers To MeUSER00008210
33.Savannah StarrDePressED210
34.FTG: The Sword is Mightier Than The PenFTG29
35.Cherry RobertsDePressED28
36.Die2K 2USER0116128
38.Early To Bed Early To RiseFTG28
39.Frankie 2DePressED28
40.Hanging Judge Harrison's VerdictFTG28
41.So? He Fucks With UsFTG28
42.Barbie SpreadumDePressED27
43.Die2K 3USER0116127
46.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Take Out Enough To WinFTG27
47.FTG: A Penny Over The Crawling EyeFTG27
48.Your Hair Matches The Color of These TiresFTG27
50.The Mile of Cars We Have To Choose FromFTG26
51.DePressED 4DePressED25
53.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Real Music ManFTG25
54.FTG: Beneath The Sands of Iwo JimaFTG25
55.Venus LovemotionDePressED25
57.Trust Me I Know What I'm DoingFTG110
58.FTG: Tight Pussy and Loose ShoesFTG19
59.Oh Just Get In The Motherfucking CarFTG19
60.Stanley Roper's New TenantsFTG19
61.DePressED 2DePressED18
62.$24,000? That's Too Fuckin' High!FTG17
63.FTG: You Can Bet A Bucket of BuzzardsFTG17
64.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: BarqueroFTG16
65.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Death Valley DaysFTG16
66.He'll rip your lungs out JimDePressED16
67.Beaver CleavageDePressED15
68.Die2K 1USER0116115
71.FTG: Iron Horse Robber Go HomeFTG15
72.Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressED15
73.Private Leonard W. StarrFTG15
74.The Tampa Bay BuccaneersDePressED15
75.Tonya SlickbootyDePressED15
76.Your New Assignment at Bloody CreekFTG15
80.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Blood FeudFTG14
81.Pretty Girls, City LightsUSER0000814
82.Rudy Polanski What a Coincidence!FTG14
83.$50 Never Killed AnybodyFTG13
84.DePressED 9DePressED13
85.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Old FrostyFTG13
86.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Pony ExpressFTG13
87.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Survival of the FittestFTG13
88.Good Old Fashioned Homespun EntertainmentFTG13
89.I Know Where The Fuck Miami Beach Is, DummyFTG13
90.Now There Goes a Perfectly Good Bumper StickerFTG13
91.DePressED 6DePressED12
92.Rocky IslandUSER0000812
93.Sittin' On Top Of The WorldUSER0000811
94.19 Years of College and still a SophomoreFTG00
95.Clinch Mountain BackstepUSER0000800
96.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Talk About a LadyFTG00
97.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Thirteenth InchFTG00
98.Look Out Marshal Lucky It's High PricesFTG00
99.Watch My Dollar, Will Ya?FTG00


Guess the Stiff!

Death of a playwright, who just happens to have spent five years boning Marilyn Monroe.

(d) February 10th, 2005