Your Hair Matches The Color of These Tires

Submitted by FTG on September 25, 2002.

Score

2hits so far

7tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Lester MaddoxJun 25, 2003	Jun 25, 2003	87
9	Warren ZevonSep 7, 2003	Sep 7, 2003	56
8	Carol ShieldsJul 16, 2003	Jul 16, 2003	68
7	Barney KesselMay 6, 2004	May 6, 2004	80
6	Johnny Longden hitFeb 14, 2003	Feb 14, 2003	96
5	Glenn FordAug 30, 2006	Aug 30, 2006	90
4	Deborah KerrOct 16, 2007	Oct 16, 2007	86
3	Sheb WooleySep 16, 2003	Sep 16, 2003	82
2	Thurl RavenscroftMay 22, 2005	May 22, 2005	91
1	Roone Arledge hitDec 5, 2002	Dec 5, 2002	71

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1999

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!