The human drama of athletic competition gives way to the crude aroma of a man

Name
Roone Arledge
Birthday
July 8, 1931
Age
71
Died on
Thursday, December 5th, 2002
Famous
Confirmed
Sunday, September 24th, 2000
Roone Arledge
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After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002