This list was submitted by DePressED on Monday, September 30th, 2002 at 8:19 PM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Roone Arledge | December 5th, 2002 | 71 |
| 8 | Tom Laughlin | December 12th, 2013 | 82 |
| 7 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 6 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
| 5 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 4 | Johnny Longden | February 14th, 2003 | 96 |
| 3 | Elia Kazan | September 28th, 2003 | 94 |
| 2 | Ginger Lynn | Alive | ? |
| 1 | Le Duc Anh | April 22nd, 2019 | 98 |
| 13 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998