This list was submitted by USER01161 on Monday, September 30th, 2002 at 6:48 PM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Johnny Oates | December 24th, 2004 | 58 |
| 8 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
| 7 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 6 | Jim Otto | May 19th, 2024 | 86 |
| 5 | Johnny PayCheck | February 19th, 2003 | 64 |
| 4 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 3 | Sarah Brady | April 3rd, 2015 | 73 |
| 2 | Harold Pinter | December 24th, 2008 | 78 |
| 1 | Bashful Brother Oswald | October 17th, 2002 | 90 |
| 6 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998