This list was submitted by FTG on Sunday, September 22nd, 2002 at 4:44 PM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
9 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
8 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
7 | Benny Carter | July 12th, 2003 | 95 |
6 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
5 | Skeeter Davis | September 19th, 2004 | 72 |
4 | Bashful Brother Oswald | October 17th, 2002 | 90 |
3 | Ronnie Hawkins | May 29th, 2022 | 87 |
2 | Sheb Wooley | September 16th, 2003 | 82 |
1 | Johnny PayCheck | February 19th, 2003 | 64 |
5 points | 2 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021