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This list was submitted by FTG on Sunday, September 22nd, 2002 at 4:44 PM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Warren ZevonSeptember 7th, 200356
9Barney KesselMay 6th, 200480
8Carol ShieldsJuly 16th, 200368
7Benny CarterJuly 12th, 200395
6Lester MaddoxJune 25th, 200387
5Skeeter DavisSeptember 19th, 200472
4Bashful Brother Oswald October 17th, 200290
3Ronnie HawkinsMay 29th, 202287
2Sheb WooleySeptember 16th, 200382
1Johnny PayCheck February 19th, 200364
5 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021