FTG: Beneath The Sands of Iwo Jima

Submitted by FTG on September 26, 2002.

Score

2hits so far

5tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Warren ZevonSep 7, 2003	Sep 7, 2003	56
9	Carol ShieldsJul 16, 2003	Jul 16, 2003	68
8	Lester MaddoxJun 25, 2003	Jun 25, 2003	87
7	Sam LaceyMar 15, 2014	Mar 15, 2014	65
6	Barney KesselMay 6, 2004	May 6, 2004	80
5	Strom ThurmondJun 26, 2003	Jun 26, 2003	100
4	Stephen Ambrose hitOct 13, 2002	Oct 13, 2002	66
3	Brooke AstorAug 13, 2007	Aug 13, 2007	105
2	Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOct 23, 2003	Oct 23, 2003	106
1	Johnny PayCheck hitFeb 19, 2003	Feb 19, 2003	64

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2021

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.