This list was submitted by FTG on Monday, September 30th, 2002 at 12:17 AM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Warren Zevon | September 7th, 2003 | 56 |
| 9 | Lester Maddox | June 25th, 2003 | 87 |
| 8 | Carol Shields | July 16th, 2003 | 68 |
| 7 | Strom Thurmond | June 26th, 2003 | 100 |
| 6 | Barney Kessel | May 6th, 2004 | 80 |
| 5 | James Doohan | July 20th, 2005 | 85 |
| 4 | Johnny Longden | February 14th, 2003 | 96 |
| 3 | Skeeter Davis | September 19th, 2004 | 72 |
| 2 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 1 | Bill Mauldin | January 22nd, 2003 | 81 |
| 5 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998