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This list was submitted by FTG on Monday, September 30th, 2002 at 12:17 AM PDT for The October '02 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Warren ZevonSeptember 7th, 200356
9Lester MaddoxJune 25th, 200387
8Carol ShieldsJuly 16th, 200368
7Strom ThurmondJune 26th, 2003100
6Barney KesselMay 6th, 200480
5James DoohanJuly 20th, 200585
4Johnny Longden February 14th, 200396
3Skeeter DavisSeptember 19th, 200472
2Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
1Bill Mauldin January 22nd, 200381
5 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

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