Michael Schumacher has been played on 281 lists, including 192 lists in The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.WE HAVE A PIPER DOWN! 3dryden2911636
2.DePressED 01DePressED530
3.Mr. Rusk, You're Not Wearing Your (Paisley) TieRJD527
4.Angels of Death #3Jerry's Kids523
5.LA LISTE DE FRANK 2014Meo429
6.Birds Never Look Into The SunDePressED428
7.The Hills Are No Longer Alive With The Sound Of MusicRottenToast427
8.They Do Say Age Is a Risk Factor for DeathRJD427
9.List 1Donkey Sausage425
10.News Is Blue, The News Is BlueDePressED425
11.michael went down hill fastBird423
12.Death March1BCeltics422
13.DePressED 12DePressED422
14.Doctor of Death 3the doctor of death422
15.Jesus Christ, Die AlreadyRottenToast422
16.LA LISTE DE JOJO 2014Meo422
17.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Bugle TollsFTG421
18.When You're Gambling Cards On Love You PlayDePressED419
19.Hungarian Ghoul-lash for 2000, Alex...DGD418
20.Death March 31BCeltics417
21.Doc & DJ--Everything. Everyone. Everywhere. Ends.Doc & DJ417
22.McSwindlers Listhop1962417
23.NVN: Racing towards the top 40No Viagra Needed417
24.Roberta, Robert & Run Run, Together at LastRJD416
25.kenthegreat3kenthegreat415
26.Sarky - GoudaSarky415
27.This List Is Positively PastoralRJD415
28.DePressED 03DePressED410
29.cryptanalysis2RoloTomassi326
30.DePressED 08DePressED325
31.DePressED 07DePressED324
32.And Then There Were NoneDePressED323
33.DePressED 11DePressED323
34.Sharpen the trochar,, it's gonna be busyFry's Crematorium323
35.VG - Bukakke Karaokevomit_god320
36.Another one bites the dustlittle terr319
37.cryptanalysis1RoloTomassi319
38.Doc & DJ--Who the Fuck Are the Knutsens?Doc & DJ319
39.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: BarqueroFTG319
40.Frankie 5DePressED319
41.Victory AND DeathShams319
42.Counting Bodies Like SheepDGambrinus318
43.DePressED 06DePressED318
44.DePressED 09DePressED318
45.Live dead IIFrau schadenfreude318
46.Venus LovemotionDePressED318
47.cryptanalysis3RoloTomassi317
48.Death Soup: Turn Me On, Dead ManMJ and Friends317
49.Jesus Doesn't Exist? Should Have Banged My Secretarylucky punk317
50.Rigor 3Rigor 1317
51.Stiff, bereft of life.. if you had't nailed him to the perch..splittertogo317
52.Tommytsled-The Revolution Is Closer Than You ThinkTomtsled317
53.Xtreme DeadpoolingDePressED317
54.Cartman- Evry Lil Ting Gonna Be AlrightCARTMAN316
55.Death Soup: Death Watch BeatlesMJ and Friends316
56.Deathrider 50deathrider316
57.Doc & DJ--If Our Rhyme Was a Drug We'd Sell It by the GrahamDoc & DJ316
58.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Old IronpantsFTG315
59.Bucket KickersUtica Dave314
60.Doc & DJ--How Did They Know Michael Schumacher Had Dandruff?Doc & DJ314
61.Finish It UpBetter Dig Two314
62.Frankie 2DePressED314
63.I Should Just Apply it Directly to My Hipslucky punk314
64.International Top 40Silentcalvin314
65.The Grass Is Always Greenergrassisalwaysgreener314
66.A Fate Worse Than Death IIISanta Fe Syndicate313
67.AbracadaverRadtex313
68.Chicken at Tresky's 1Chicken at Tresky's313
69.Doc & DJ--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz.Doc & DJ313
70.Doc & DJ--John O'Conner Memorial ListDoc & DJ313
71.Doc & DJ--We'll Have Halloween on ChristmasDoc & DJ313
72.Tommytsled-I'm Shipping Up To PawtucketTomtsled313
73.Do You Happen To Know How To Fly This Thing?rchand312
74.Feasting Maggots 1Feasting Maggots312
75.Frankie 1DePressED312
76.LOD: Be At Peace - Fight No Moreed head312
77.Past the StandsHOOFBEATS312
78.Psychicdeath1PsychicDeath312
79.Pile of Stinks 3 2014mommyster311
80.CHAD - The Vagina Is A Self Cleaning OvenCHAD310
81.Doc & DJ--Stick It Write-In ThereDoc & DJ310
82.MMMMMMMMMMarthaJESUSCHRISTALMIGHTY310
83.No, Really, Can't Think of a Good ListnameRhody Trash310
84.Psychicdeath3PsychicDeath310
85.Run Run, Rainer, Randy, Roberta and a Rev.RJD310
86.Four HorsemenAnitrak39
87.Psychicdeath2PsychicDeath39
88.Jenny Was SweetDePressED219
89.mauromauro219
90.Hope I'm wrongK6lly218
91.Cartman- This Is Our Fn City!CARTMAN215
92.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Don't Ever Speak to Me AgainFTG215
93.NR A Work of Artnorthern reaper215
94.NVN: What the fuck, it was freeNo Viagra Needed215
95.Doc & DJ--The Janitor Was Right About Bin LadenDoc & DJ214
96.Doctor of Death 2the doctor of death214
97.Pundertaker: Formula 1The Pundertaker214
98.This is how rumors get started 2014 - 1USER02248214
99.CHAD - Ohhhhhh, The Humanity!CHAD213
100.Frankie 3DePressED213
101.Helen of Troy AikmanDiamondToothGertie213
102.NR A Wasted Listnorthern reaper213
103.The EradicatorEradicator213
104.Doc & DJ--Be Vewy Quiet...We're Hunting BirdDoc & DJ212
105.Doc & DJ--Sometimes It Seems So Useless to RemainDoc & DJ212
106.No Viagra NeededNo Viagra Needed212
107.RD: A double double of death pleaseRD02212
108.Time After TimeMr. Joaquin212
109.Are We Dead Yet 003goodwin73211
110.Be as Rich, and as Dead, as RockefellerNumber1User211
111.Doc & DJ--Joe DiMaggio Memorial ListDoc & DJ211
112.Doc & DJ--Kelly Has Barbara to Thank for 30 Extra BucksDoc & DJ211
113.Doc & DJ--The Bushes Seem to Love This End-of-the-Year DramaDoc & DJ211
114.Sarky - SwissSarky211
115.Die for dollarsThe rebel.210
116.Frankie 6DePressED210
117.FreakDr Drunk210
118.How did he just become famous?DGD210
119.Doc & DJ--Prop Joe's Cadaverous MotherfuckersDoc & DJ29
120.list 2Donkey Sausage29
121.They are pulling up to the Peraly GatesAmy Sue29
122.WTF. One more list.DGD29
123.deadly debutanteDeadly Debutante28
124.Doc & DJ--Down Like SyndromeDoc & DJ28
125.Morgue and MindyMorgue and Mindy28
126.SirDrexl's StiffsSirDrexl28
127.No, Pot Is the Best MedicineRJD27
128.Offal TruthUSER0179727
129.Too Lazy for Good ListnameRhody Trash27
130.Cupcakes & Champagne 2014nlcfsemfc26
131.Death Soup: Why Couldn't It Have Been Nails?MJ and Friends26
132.ToastCanucklehead26
133.Feeling a Bit BushedRJD25
134.Rhoda Morganstern Will Live ForeverRJD25
135.Frankie 4DePressED24
136.Sarky - BrieSarky24
137.World's Foremost Authority IndeedRJD24
138.End of an Era?RJD23
139.Chicken at Tresky's 2Chicken at Tresky's110
140.JMD - Toe Tag 10Mr Wonderful110
141.LA LISTE DE MEO 2014Meo110
142.RD: Now On With The CountdownRD02110
143.RIP All Y'allJFlyHustle1110
144.The Tampa Bay BuccaneersDePressED110
145.Vestamenta UnoVestament110
146.Yer Not Lookin' Too GoodCheck, Please!110
147.CHAD - The Penis ChroniclesCHAD19
148.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: FingermanFTG19
149.Go to the lightThe rebel.19
150.CHAD - Remember To Process Your Cassava Root ProperlyCHAD18
151.Die Over Easyshroom18
152.BairBones1BairBones17
153.CHAD - Ok, Nine Is Enough, Not 8!CHAD17
154.Its a Britney Spears year!uselessexistence17
155.LOD: Ronnie Biggs' Posseed head17
156.Loki 1Loki16
157.Live and Let DieRadler15
158.Pile of Stinks 2 2014mommyster15
159.the zsa's of (eternal) lifeUSER0252415
160.Victory AND Death 2Shams15
161.'Til Death Do Us Part Allah Willing 1*Allah Willing14
162.clipperdanandwalt14
163.i mortiannavan14
164.DNR/DNI 3Nurseboy13
165.Show me the money IIThe Coroner13
166.Spoiler Alert: Everyone Dies in the EndMichenley13
167.EMFC Lime'n SimonEMFCoffin12
168.Chicken at Tresky's 3Chicken at Tresky's11
169.DNR/DNI 2Nurseboy11
170.Last Call Y'all2VaGentry11
171.Lights Out 2Joker11
172.'No Time for a Night Cap?*Allah Willing00
173.'Take Me Out of the Old Ball Park*Allah Willing00
174.back from the deaddie u sob00
175.Charlie Don't Surf with Lina NguyenCharlie Dont Surf00
176.Chicago Jake: If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla.Chicago Jake00
177.Crash and BurnTwilight is Near00
178.DeathscoreDeathscore00
179.Did Anyone Else Immediately Think of Sonny Bono?Number1User00
180.Dirt Naps For Fun & Profit or How Ya Feeling?FrankJac00
181.DNR/DNI 1Nurseboy00
182.EMFC The Croaked Have Me StokedEMFCoffin00
183.EMFC The Underground NetworkEMFCoffin00
184.Feasting Maggots 3Feasting Maggots00
185.Future Dead PeopleClever Team Name00
186.It's not a tumor NOTOneHungLow00
187.LCD's picksLcatherine00
188.Live Fast Die Young Stay Prettyringbark00
189.Paul Walker Memorial Bonfireplanetearth6600
190.Primary 2014 Listonyx278300
191.SuthernBurialgroundSuthernGraveyard00
192.Tony Sopranos Harp 2Ted Williams on Ice00
 

 

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Rhymes with "hero," as in sandwich, something she had plenty of at that Stone Soul Picnic of hers.

(d) April 8th, 1997