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This list was submitted by Chicken at Tresky's on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 2:09 AM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Run Run Shaw January 6th, 2014106
9Kirk DouglasAlive103
8Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
7Arte JohnsonJuly 3rd, 201990
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5Pope Benedict XVIAlive92
4George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
3 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
2Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
1Michael SchumacherAlive51
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999