This list was submitted by Charlie Dont Surf on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 4:12 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|9||Queen Elizabeth II||Alive||92|
|8||Robert Schuller||April 2nd, 2015||88|
|7||Billy Graham||February 21st, 2018||99|
|6||Superstar Billy Graham||Alive||75|
|5||Zsa Zsa Gabor||December 18th, 2016||99|
|4||George H.W. Bush||November 30th, 2018||94|
|3||Fats Domino||October 24th, 2017||89|
|2||Lou Duva||March 8th, 2017||94|
|0 points||0 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003