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This list was submitted by Charlie Dont Surf on Tuesday, December 31st, 2013 at 4:12 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Randy TravisAlive59
9Queen Elizabeth IIAlive92
8Robert SchullerApril 2nd, 201588
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Superstar Billy GrahamAlive75
5 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
4George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
3Fats DominoOctober 24th, 201789
2Lou DuvaMarch 8th, 201794
1Michael SchumacherAlive49
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003