Pee Wee Reese has been played on 233 lists, including 72 lists in The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005