This list was submitted by Doug Orleans on Monday, January 4th, 1999 at 4:24 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 9 | Senor Wences | April 20th, 1999 | 103 |
| 8 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
| 7 | Holly Johnson | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Joe Piscopo | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Al Hirschfeld | January 20th, 2003 | 99 |
| 4 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 3 | Sarah Knauss | December 30th, 1999 | 119 |
| 2 | Jack Lemmon | June 27th, 2001 | 76 |
| 1 | Pee Wee Reese | August 14th, 1999 | 81 |
| 13 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998