This list was submitted by Doug Orleans on Monday, January 4th, 1999 at 4:24 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 9 | Senor Wences | April 20th, 1999 | 103 |
| 8 | Ian Dury | March 27th, 2000 | 57 |
| 7 | Holly Johnson | Alive | ? |
| 6 | Joe Piscopo | Alive | ? |
| 5 | Al Hirschfeld | January 20th, 2003 | 99 |
| 4 | Ronald Reagan | June 5th, 2004 | 93 |
| 3 | Sarah Knauss | December 30th, 1999 | 119 |
| 2 | Jack Lemmon | June 27th, 2001 | 76 |
| 1 | Pee Wee Reese | August 14th, 1999 | 81 |
| 13 points | 3 hits |
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002