This list was submitted by USER00431 on Thursday, December 31st, 1998 at 2:26 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Larry Linville | April 10th, 2000 | ? |
| 9 | Pee Wee Reese | August 14th, 1999 | 81 |
| 8 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
| 7 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
| 6 | Senor Wences | April 20th, 1999 | 103 |
| 5 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
| 4 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
| 3 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 2 | Allen Funt | September 5th, 1999 | 84 |
| 1 | Eddy Arnold | May 8th, 2008 | 89 |
| 22 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998