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This list was submitted by USER00609 on Friday, January 8th, 1999 at 3:19 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
9Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
8Johnny CashSeptember 12th, 200371
7Senor Wences April 20th, 1999103
6Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
5Ellen Corby April 14th, 1999?
4Allen Funt September 5th, 199984
3Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
2Pee Wee Reese August 14th, 199981
1Gene Sarazen May 13th, 199997
19 points 5 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998