This list was submitted by USER00020 on Saturday, January 9th, 1999 at 9:18 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
| 9 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
| 8 | Clayton Moore | December 28th, 1999 | 85 |
| 7 | Loretta Swit | May 30th, 2025 | 87 |
| 6 | King Hussein | February 7th, 1999 | 63 |
| 5 | Not Famous | ||
| 4 | Paul Bowles | November 18th, 1999 | 88 |
| 3 | Pee Wee Reese | August 14th, 1999 | 81 |
| 2 | Gene Sarazen | May 13th, 1999 | 97 |
| 1 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
| 33 points | 6 hits | ||
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998