Allen Funt has been played on 354 lists, including 103 lists in The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Vicious Piranha 09 | USER00023 | 4 | 24 |
| 2. | Vicious Piranha 02 | USER00023 | 3 | 19 |
| 3. | OBIT 3 | USER00059 | 2 | 19 |
| 4. | Graves' Diggers | USER00044 | 2 | 17 |
| 5. | The Grave Dancer 1 | USER00330 | 2 | 15 |
| 6. | The Grave Dancer 2 | USER00330 | 2 | 15 |
| 7. | Krem 1 | Krem99 | 2 | 14 |
| 8. | Shush in front of the phone | Putnam's Tomahawk Chop | 2 | 12 |
| 9. | M. Balmed 3 | USER00259 | 2 | 11 |
| 10. | Make My Day | USER00044 | 2 | 11 |
| 11. | The Bagman | USER00216 | 2 | 11 |
| 12. | Death Egomaniacs | USER00630 | 2 | 10 |
| 13. | Legion Of Doom 1999 2 | USER00497 | 2 | 10 |
| 14. | Wombat 2 | USER00242 | 2 | 10 |
| 15. | Steve Silver 3 | USER00063 | 2 | 9 |
| 16. | Dr. Steve 1 | USER00536 | 1 | 10 |
| 17. | The Mighty, Mighty Tombstones 1 | USER00559 | 1 | 10 |
| 18. | Whodat | USER00220 | 1 | 10 |
| 19. | Brian Gray 1 | USER00012 | 1 | 9 |
| 20. | How Ya Doin' Eisenhower? | USER00008 | 1 | 9 |
| 21. | Not Todd | USER00570 | 1 | 9 |
| 22. | NY Football Giants | USER00632 | 1 | 9 |
| 23. | The Grave Dancer 3 | USER00330 | 1 | 9 |
| 24. | Anthony Torres 1 | USER00621 | 1 | 8 |
| 25. | Chris Carroll | USER00552 | 1 | 8 |
| 26. | Cookie Monster 2 | Lebowski | 1 | 8 |
| 27. | DEAD MEN WALKING | USER00316 | 1 | 8 |
| 28. | Selfish Rick The Bastard 1 | USER00425 | 1 | 8 |
| 29. | The N & M Grim Reapers 2 | USER00602 | 1 | 8 |
| 30. | Bone Orchird | USER00213 | 1 | 7 |
| 31. | The Mighty, Mighty Tombstones 2 | USER00559 | 1 | 7 |
| 32. | Will Chill 3 | equestzim7 | 1 | 7 |
| 33. | Buried Under Sonny's Bloch | Bo Knows Death | 1 | 6 |
| 34. | Die, Damn You! | USER00058 | 1 | 6 |
| 35. | Jon Tater | USER00506 | 1 | 6 |
| 36. | Mousy Laws' Toejam | USER00020 | 1 | 6 |
| 37. | Blackadder 1 | 000002 | 1 | 5 |
| 38. | Poopy Daddy 1 | USER02781 | 1 | 5 |
| 39. | jnik 3 | USER00353 | 1 | 4 |
| 40. | Drop Dead Please | USER00459 | 1 | 2 |
| 41. | ChaWaSa 3 | USER00114 | 1 | 1 |
| 42. | DeathfromAbove | USER00306 | 1 | 1 |
| 43. | Whiteshoes | USER00528 | 1 | 1 |
| 44. | Amy Sue 3 | Amy Sue | 0 | 0 |
| 45. | Andre the Giant Killer 1 | USER00600 | 0 | 0 |
| 46. | babboonbutt | USER00566 | 0 | 0 |
| 47. | Bart and D.J. 2 | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
| 48. | Blackadder 2 | 000002 | 0 | 0 |
| 49. | BobNez | USER00433 | 0 | 0 |
| 50. | BRUNO 2 | USER00421 | 0 | 0 |
| 51. | BRUNO 3 | USER00421 | 0 | 0 |
| 52. | Buck 1 | Buck | 0 | 0 |
| 53. | Buck 3 | Buck | 0 | 0 |
| 54. | Cadillac J | CadillacJ | 0 | 0 |
| 55. | Da Baers 3 | USER00502 | 0 | 0 |
| 56. | DareDevil 1 | USER00361 | 0 | 0 |
| 57. | Death Race 2000 | USER00213 | 0 | 0 |
| 58. | Death's Door 1 | USER00413 | 0 | 0 |
| 59. | DEEJ 2 | DEEJ | 0 | 0 |
| 60. | Dr. Jack Fanclub 1 | Chachi | 0 | 0 |
| 61. | ElleBee 1 | USER00479 | 0 | 0 |
| 62. | Father McKenzie 1 | USER00594 | 0 | 0 |
| 63. | Friends of Dorothy 1 | USER00609 | 0 | 0 |
| 64. | Friends of Dorothy 2 | USER00609 | 0 | 0 |
| 65. | Friends of Dorothy 3 | USER00609 | 0 | 0 |
| 66. | Full Frontal 2 | USER00376 | 0 | 0 |
| 67. | Gravedigger Glenn 2 | USER00428 | 0 | 0 |
| 68. | Gravedigger Glenn 3 | USER00428 | 0 | 0 |
| 69. | Ice X, Jr. | USER00367 | 0 | 0 |
| 70. | Iggy goes Postal | USER00020 | 0 | 0 |
| 71. | Jacki Lynn | USER00568 | 0 | 0 |
| 72. | JJJ | USER00606 | 0 | 0 |
| 73. | Johnny B. Dead | USER00571 | 0 | 0 |
| 74. | Kaufman-Place 1 | USER00171 | 0 | 0 |
| 75. | Kaufman-Place 3 | USER00171 | 0 | 0 |
| 76. | Linda K | USER00292 | 0 | 0 |
| 77. | Live and let die | USER00447 | 0 | 0 |
| 78. | Mark Mattheis 1 | USER00634 | 0 | 0 |
| 79. | Mike the Cat 1 | USER00153 | 0 | 0 |
| 80. | MKP 1 | USER00606 | 0 | 0 |
| 81. | Monica Seles's Face | USER00101 | 0 | 0 |
| 82. | MR. BS 2 | USER00334 | 0 | 0 |
| 83. | Nailed Shut | USER00615 | 0 | 0 |
| 84. | Old Lady Scratch | USER00540 | 0 | 0 |
| 85. | Pakheth | USER00029 | 0 | 0 |
| 86. | Pepster 2 | USER00055 | 0 | 0 |
| 87. | Pepster 4 | USER00055 | 0 | 0 |
| 88. | Restless Native 2 | USER00597 | 0 | 0 |
| 89. | Rom | USER00420 | 0 | 0 |
| 90. | Scott & Dana | USER00156 | 0 | 0 |
| 91. | SENez | USER00595 | 0 | 0 |
| 92. | SHORTY7FT | shorty7ft | 0 | 0 |
| 93. | Snapper | USER00431 | 0 | 0 |
| 94. | Tedster | USER00429 | 0 | 0 |
| 95. | THE SNAPMEN | USER00569 | 0 | 0 |
| 96. | Theme Park Chick | BibsPal | 0 | 0 |
| 97. | Todd 2 | whit25 | 0 | 0 |
| 98. | TopSecret 3 | Oh No You Ditten | 0 | 0 |
| 99. | Trixie | USER00002 | 0 | 0 |
| 100. | Wallris 2 | USER00395 | 0 | 0 |
| 101. | Wednesday 1 | Wednesday | 0 | 0 |
| 102. | www.dpsinfo.com 1 (Best Guess) | USER00380 | 0 | 0 |
| 103. | Y1.999K 1 | USER00049 | 0 | 0 |
You ever seem to have one of those days where it just seems like everybody's gettin' on your case, from your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well, you know, Cub used to have 'em just about all the time. But he found a way to get out of it.
(d) July 1st, 2000