This list was submitted by USER00609 on Friday, January 8th, 1999 at 3:24 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Sarah Delany | January 25th, 1999 | 109 |
9 | Senor Wences | April 20th, 1999 | 103 |
8 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
7 | Holly Johnson | Alive | ? |
6 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
5 | John Gielgud | May 21st, 2000 | 96 |
4 | King Fahd | July 31st, 2005 | 84 |
3 | Allen Funt | September 5th, 1999 | 84 |
2 | Not Famous | ||
1 | Not Famous | ||
22 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003