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This list was submitted by USER00609 on Friday, January 8th, 1999 at 3:24 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Sarah Delany January 25th, 1999109
9Senor Wences April 20th, 1999103
8Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
7Holly JohnsonAlive?
6Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
5John GielgudMay 21st, 200096
4King FahdJuly 31st, 200584
3Allen Funt September 5th, 199984
2Not Famous 
1Not Famous 
22 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003