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This list was submitted by USER00632 on Saturday, January 9th, 1999 at 9:12 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
9Cal Ripken March 25th, 199963
8Ian DuryMarch 27th, 200057
7Peggy LeeJanuary 21st, 200281
6Gary BuseyAlive?
5Allen Funt September 5th, 199984
4Maurice RichardMay 27th, 200078
3Tommy MorrisonSeptember 1st, 201344
2Evel KnievelNovember 30th, 200769
1Russ MeyerSeptember 18th, 200482
24 points 3 hits 


Guess the Stiff!


Yeah, what?

Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?

What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.

No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002