Ted Williams has been played on 1023 lists, including 109 lists in The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Stink-Poo-Bee | USER02723 | 5 | 36 |
| 2. | Yooper Quincy 2 | USER00461 | 5 | 33 |
| 3. | Nurseboy 3 | USER00965 | 4 | 31 |
| 4. | Tape Dispenser 6 | USER03917 | 4 | 19 |
| 5. | Tape Dispenser 4 | USER00965 | 4 | 16 |
| 6. | Fucko's Sense Of Humor | USER00965 | 3 | 27 |
| 7. | DePressED 2 | USER00965 | 3 | 26 |
| 8. | Pope 04 | USER00965 | 3 | 26 |
| 9. | god damnit! 2 | goddammit | 3 | 24 |
| 10. | god damnit! 3 | USER00965 | 3 | 23 |
| 11. | BOTTOM OF THE NINTH | USER02751 | 3 | 22 |
| 12. | STATUS PROS 1 | USER00245 | 3 | 21 |
| 13. | Fucko's Left Nut | USER00767 | 3 | 20 |
| 14. | T. Switala 1 | USER00025 | 3 | 20 |
| 15. | Assuming Room Temperature | USER02790 | 3 | 18 |
| 16. | Oakland Athletics | USER00845 | 3 | 18 |
| 17. | One Foot in the Grave...The other on a Banana peel | 000002 | 3 | 17 |
| 18. | Blackadder 2 | 000002 | 3 | 16 |
| 19. | WHITESHOES 1 | USER00528 | 3 | 16 |
| 20. | Pepster 3 | USER00965 | 3 | 12 |
| 21. | Y2 KO'd | USER00038 | 2 | 18 |
| 22. | RayRay | USER01014 | 2 | 17 |
| 23. | BassKisser | SBUMP2 | 2 | 16 |
| 24. | I'm Comin Lizbeth 2 | USER00925 | 2 | 16 |
| 25. | contookie | USER00853 | 2 | 15 |
| 26. | kasey 2 | USER00308 | 2 | 14 |
| 27. | Quick Get A Shovel | USER00817 | 2 | 13 |
| 28. | SnowDog | USER00924 | 2 | 11 |
| 29. | Spitwater | CDReed | 2 | 11 |
| 30. | The Water's Fine 2 | USER00965 | 2 | 11 |
| 31. | LuckyGlick 1 | USER00906 | 2 | 10 |
| 32. | Rawhide | USER00795 | 2 | 10 |
| 33. | Bart and D.J. 2 | Doc & DJ | 2 | 9 |
| 34. | Circling Vulture | USER00780 | 2 | 9 |
| 35. | Belly - Up !!!!!!!! | 000002 | 2 | 8 |
| 36. | Dave Kamsler | Bo Knows Death | 2 | 7 |
| 37. | ORSON 'BABE' WELLES | USER02623 | 2 | 7 |
| 38. | Buried Under Sonny's Bloch | USER03402 | 2 | 6 |
| 39. | Bart and D.J. 5 | Doc & DJ | 1 | 10 |
| 40. | KITTY GROH | USER02623 | 1 | 10 |
| 41. | Tank Gates | brianp88 | 1 | 10 |
| 42. | The Rusty Trombones | Brad Delp's Cry For Help | 1 | 10 |
| 43. | ANTHONY GROH | USER00963 | 1 | 9 |
| 44. | Hit 'Em | USER02748 | 1 | 9 |
| 45. | rmc4th 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 9 |
| 46. | Steve Silver 1 | USER00063 | 1 | 9 |
| 47. | Woboy 1 | USER00918 | 1 | 9 |
| 48. | lebastille | USER02772 | 1 | 8 |
| 49. | Pogue M'hon | USER00849 | 1 | 8 |
| 50. | Father McKenzie | USER00594 | 1 | 7 |
| 51. | Teddy Ballgame's Stroke Three | USER02651 | 1 | 7 |
| 52. | Dancing Dead Drag Queens | USER00811 | 1 | 6 |
| 53. | FLOPPY SOCKS | USER02623 | 1 | 6 |
| 54. | I'm Comin Lizbeth 1 | USER00925 | 1 | 6 |
| 55. | Raging Household Objects | USER00220 | 1 | 6 |
| 56. | RONNIE'S BOYZ | USER00422 | 1 | 6 |
| 57. | TROLL 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 6 |
| 58. | B. Money | USER00911 | 1 | 5 |
| 59. | E. coli 1 | USER00453 | 1 | 5 |
| 60. | thecryptkickers | USER00940 | 1 | 5 |
| 61. | WHITESHOES 4 | USER00965 | 1 | 5 |
| 62. | BairBones 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 4 |
| 63. | Doug the Reaper 1 | USER00775 | 1 | 4 |
| 64. | jamona 2 | bruinmom | 1 | 4 |
| 65. | Wallris 2 | USER00395 | 1 | 4 |
| 66. | 'Escaped Hannibal Lector!' | USER02614 | 1 | 2 |
| 67. | E. coli 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 2 |
| 68. | No Such Thing as Karma | USER00841 | 1 | 2 |
| 69. | SaturnMadam | Saturn Madam | 1 | 2 |
| 70. | Soul Hunter | Hunterbeer | 1 | 2 |
| 71. | laslow | USER00076 | 1 | 1 |
| 72. | BairBones 1 | BairBones | 0 | 0 |
| 73. | Blackadder 3 | 000002 | 0 | 0 |
| 74. | Bo Knows Death | USER00046 | 0 | 0 |
| 75. | Bone Collector | USER00903 | 0 | 0 |
| 76. | Brian E. Baker | USER00871 | 0 | 0 |
| 77. | Cheri G2222 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 78. | Deej | DEEJ | 0 | 0 |
| 79. | Digger O'Dex | dexlee | 0 | 0 |
| 80. | Divorcedguy | USER00032 | 0 | 0 |
| 81. | Doornail | USER00332 | 0 | 0 |
| 82. | Dr. Rock | USER00947 | 0 | 0 |
| 83. | E. coli 2 | USER00453 | 0 | 0 |
| 84. | Figgie's Forlorn Friends | USER01021 | 0 | 0 |
| 85. | Hayball | USER01023 | 0 | 0 |
| 86. | Hittman | USER00941 | 0 | 0 |
| 87. | I Kid You Not | USER00792 | 0 | 0 |
| 88. | ive got 10 stiffies | No Viagra Needed | 0 | 0 |
| 89. | JeffK 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 90. | JonTater44 | USER00506 | 0 | 0 |
| 91. | Kick It | USER02616 | 0 | 0 |
| 92. | Kurt Cobain School for Firearms Safety | USER02679 | 0 | 0 |
| 93. | Leafty's Legasy | USER00922 | 0 | 0 |
| 94. | M. Balmed 1 | MBalmed | 0 | 0 |
| 95. | Ming | Ming | 0 | 0 |
| 96. | morbid curiousity | USER00923 | 0 | 0 |
| 97. | Nickedemous 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 98. | NINTHLIFE 2 | USER00718 | 0 | 0 |
| 99. | Poopy Daddy 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 100. | Sarcasm Man 1 | USER00312 | 0 | 0 |
| 101. | Space Trucker | USER00962 | 0 | 0 |
| 102. | Stiff Man Syndrome | USER00793 | 0 | 0 |
| 103. | Team Toast 2K 2 | USER00160 | 0 | 0 |
| 104. | tommie | USER00949 | 0 | 0 |
| 105. | Tomoka E. 'Tommy' Gunn 1 (People ready to die) | USER00770 | 0 | 0 |
| 106. | TROLL 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 107. | Wallris (with help from Errrc) | USER00395 | 0 | 0 |
| 108. | Will Chill 1 | equestzim7 | 0 | 0 |
| 109. | Will Chill 2 | equestzim7 | 0 | 0 |
She got canned from The Jetsons after one episode because she couldn't get the voice of Jane Jetson right. Wow.
(d) July 30th, 2022