Ted Williams has been played on 1023 lists, including 109 lists in The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Stink-Poo-Bee | USER02723 | 5 | 36 |
| 2. | Yooper Quincy 2 | USER00461 | 5 | 33 |
| 3. | Nurseboy 3 | USER00965 | 4 | 31 |
| 4. | Tape Dispenser 6 | USER03917 | 4 | 19 |
| 5. | Tape Dispenser 4 | USER00965 | 4 | 16 |
| 6. | Fucko's Sense Of Humor | USER00965 | 3 | 27 |
| 7. | DePressED 2 | USER00965 | 3 | 26 |
| 8. | Pope 04 | USER00965 | 3 | 26 |
| 9. | god damnit! 2 | goddammit | 3 | 24 |
| 10. | god damnit! 3 | USER00965 | 3 | 23 |
| 11. | BOTTOM OF THE NINTH | USER02751 | 3 | 22 |
| 12. | STATUS PROS 1 | USER00245 | 3 | 21 |
| 13. | Fucko's Left Nut | USER00767 | 3 | 20 |
| 14. | T. Switala 1 | USER00025 | 3 | 20 |
| 15. | Assuming Room Temperature | USER02790 | 3 | 18 |
| 16. | Oakland Athletics | USER00845 | 3 | 18 |
| 17. | One Foot in the Grave...The other on a Banana peel | 000002 | 3 | 17 |
| 18. | Blackadder 2 | 000002 | 3 | 16 |
| 19. | WHITESHOES 1 | USER00528 | 3 | 16 |
| 20. | Pepster 3 | USER00965 | 3 | 12 |
| 21. | Y2 KO'd | USER00038 | 2 | 18 |
| 22. | RayRay | USER01014 | 2 | 17 |
| 23. | BassKisser | SBUMP2 | 2 | 16 |
| 24. | I'm Comin Lizbeth 2 | USER00925 | 2 | 16 |
| 25. | contookie | USER00853 | 2 | 15 |
| 26. | kasey 2 | USER00308 | 2 | 14 |
| 27. | Quick Get A Shovel | USER00817 | 2 | 13 |
| 28. | SnowDog | USER00924 | 2 | 11 |
| 29. | Spitwater | CDReed | 2 | 11 |
| 30. | The Water's Fine 2 | USER00965 | 2 | 11 |
| 31. | LuckyGlick 1 | USER00906 | 2 | 10 |
| 32. | Rawhide | USER00795 | 2 | 10 |
| 33. | Bart and D.J. 2 | Doc & DJ | 2 | 9 |
| 34. | Circling Vulture | USER00780 | 2 | 9 |
| 35. | Belly - Up !!!!!!!! | 000002 | 2 | 8 |
| 36. | Dave Kamsler | Bo Knows Death | 2 | 7 |
| 37. | ORSON 'BABE' WELLES | USER02623 | 2 | 7 |
| 38. | Buried Under Sonny's Bloch | USER03402 | 2 | 6 |
| 39. | Bart and D.J. 5 | Doc & DJ | 1 | 10 |
| 40. | KITTY GROH | USER02623 | 1 | 10 |
| 41. | Tank Gates | brianp88 | 1 | 10 |
| 42. | The Rusty Trombones | Brad Delp's Cry For Help | 1 | 10 |
| 43. | ANTHONY GROH | USER00963 | 1 | 9 |
| 44. | Hit 'Em | USER02748 | 1 | 9 |
| 45. | rmc4th 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 9 |
| 46. | Steve Silver 1 | USER00063 | 1 | 9 |
| 47. | Woboy 1 | USER00918 | 1 | 9 |
| 48. | lebastille | USER02772 | 1 | 8 |
| 49. | Pogue M'hon | USER00849 | 1 | 8 |
| 50. | Father McKenzie | USER00594 | 1 | 7 |
| 51. | Teddy Ballgame's Stroke Three | USER02651 | 1 | 7 |
| 52. | Dancing Dead Drag Queens | USER00811 | 1 | 6 |
| 53. | FLOPPY SOCKS | USER02623 | 1 | 6 |
| 54. | I'm Comin Lizbeth 1 | USER00925 | 1 | 6 |
| 55. | Raging Household Objects | USER00220 | 1 | 6 |
| 56. | RONNIE'S BOYZ | USER00422 | 1 | 6 |
| 57. | TROLL 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 6 |
| 58. | B. Money | USER00911 | 1 | 5 |
| 59. | E. coli 1 | USER00453 | 1 | 5 |
| 60. | thecryptkickers | USER00940 | 1 | 5 |
| 61. | WHITESHOES 4 | USER00965 | 1 | 5 |
| 62. | BairBones 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 4 |
| 63. | Doug the Reaper 1 | USER00775 | 1 | 4 |
| 64. | jamona 2 | bruinmom | 1 | 4 |
| 65. | Wallris 2 | USER00395 | 1 | 4 |
| 66. | 'Escaped Hannibal Lector!' | USER02614 | 1 | 2 |
| 67. | E. coli 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 2 |
| 68. | No Such Thing as Karma | USER00841 | 1 | 2 |
| 69. | SaturnMadam | Saturn Madam | 1 | 2 |
| 70. | Soul Hunter | Hunterbeer | 1 | 2 |
| 71. | laslow | USER00076 | 1 | 1 |
| 72. | BairBones 1 | BairBones | 0 | 0 |
| 73. | Blackadder 3 | 000002 | 0 | 0 |
| 74. | Bo Knows Death | USER00046 | 0 | 0 |
| 75. | Bone Collector | USER00903 | 0 | 0 |
| 76. | Brian E. Baker | USER00871 | 0 | 0 |
| 77. | Cheri G2222 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 78. | Deej | DEEJ | 0 | 0 |
| 79. | Digger O'Dex | dexlee | 0 | 0 |
| 80. | Divorcedguy | USER00032 | 0 | 0 |
| 81. | Doornail | USER00332 | 0 | 0 |
| 82. | Dr. Rock | USER00947 | 0 | 0 |
| 83. | E. coli 2 | USER00453 | 0 | 0 |
| 84. | Figgie's Forlorn Friends | USER01021 | 0 | 0 |
| 85. | Hayball | USER01023 | 0 | 0 |
| 86. | Hittman | USER00941 | 0 | 0 |
| 87. | I Kid You Not | USER00792 | 0 | 0 |
| 88. | ive got 10 stiffies | No Viagra Needed | 0 | 0 |
| 89. | JeffK 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 90. | JonTater44 | USER00506 | 0 | 0 |
| 91. | Kick It | USER02616 | 0 | 0 |
| 92. | Kurt Cobain School for Firearms Safety | USER02679 | 0 | 0 |
| 93. | Leafty's Legasy | USER00922 | 0 | 0 |
| 94. | M. Balmed 1 | MBalmed | 0 | 0 |
| 95. | Ming | Ming | 0 | 0 |
| 96. | morbid curiousity | USER00923 | 0 | 0 |
| 97. | Nickedemous 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 98. | NINTHLIFE 2 | USER00718 | 0 | 0 |
| 99. | Poopy Daddy 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 100. | Sarcasm Man 1 | USER00312 | 0 | 0 |
| 101. | Space Trucker | USER00962 | 0 | 0 |
| 102. | Stiff Man Syndrome | USER00793 | 0 | 0 |
| 103. | Team Toast 2K 2 | USER00160 | 0 | 0 |
| 104. | tommie | USER00949 | 0 | 0 |
| 105. | Tomoka E. 'Tommy' Gunn 1 (People ready to die) | USER00770 | 0 | 0 |
| 106. | TROLL 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 107. | Wallris (with help from Errrc) | USER00395 | 0 | 0 |
| 108. | Will Chill 1 | equestzim7 | 0 | 0 |
| 109. | Will Chill 2 | equestzim7 | 0 | 0 |
He recorded a song called Bye Bye Baby, acted in Wild Wild West and Baa Baa Black Sheep and is now busy working on his latest project, Bye Bye Bobby.
(d) February 8th, 2020