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This list was submitted by USER00245 on Sunday, January 9th, 2000 at 6:38 AM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	John O'Connor	May 3rd, 2000	80
9	Charles Schulz	February 12th, 2000	77
8	Not Famous
7	Bob Hope	July 27th, 2003	100
6	Tom Landry	February 12th, 2000	75
5	Maurice Richard	May 27th, 2000	78
4	Boris Yeltsin	April 23rd, 2007	76
3	Louis Farrakhan	Alive	91
2	Ted Williams	July 5th, 2002	?
1	Dale Evans	February 7th, 2001	88
30 points		4 hits

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(d) December 12th, 1999