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This list was submitted by USER00965 on Thursday, December 30th, 1999 at 3:15 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
9Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
8Ray WalstonJanuary 1st, 200186
7Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
6Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
5Ted WilliamsJuly 5th, 2002?
4Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
3Buddy EbsenJuly 6th, 200395
2Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
1Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021