Milton Berle has been played on 1076 lists, including 142 lists in The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Fucko's Brain | USER00965 | 4 | 20 |
| 2. | DNR/DNI 3 | USER02751 | 3 | 26 |
| 3. | Pope 02 | USER00965 | 3 | 24 |
| 4. | dave navarro's third nipple | USER02718 | 3 | 13 |
| 5. | Get Over It 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 17 |
| 6. | 183 Centimetres Under | USER03387 | 2 | 16 |
| 7. | rmc4th 2 | USER00562 | 2 | 15 |
| 8. | Pope 10 | USER00965 | 2 | 14 |
| 9. | Buck 2 | Buck | 2 | 13 |
| 10. | coffin dancer | USER00297 | 2 | 12 |
| 11. | Morgue-N-Fairchild 2 | USER00965 | 2 | 11 |
| 12. | Danszaman | USER00444 | 2 | 9 |
| 13. | Dryad 2 | USER00842 | 2 | 9 |
| 14. | Legion Of Doom 2000 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 9 |
| 15. | WHITESHOES 2 | USER00965 | 2 | 9 |
| 16. | Bored Stiff In Phoenix 2 | USER00814 | 2 | 8 |
| 17. | The worms await thee | USER03395 | 2 | 8 |
| 18. | Unit C Zombies | USER02822 | 2 | 8 |
| 19. | Cuervo D.O.A. 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 7 |
| 20. | GG Doom Patrol 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 6 |
| 21. | Bite the Bullett | USER02616 | 1 | 10 |
| 22. | BRUNO 2 | USER00421 | 1 | 10 |
| 23. | JODAMODAMAN 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 10 |
| 24. | DUBAYTOM | USER00375 | 1 | 9 |
| 25. | HINGE & SQUID 2 | USER00203 | 1 | 9 |
| 26. | Pope 07 | USER00965 | 1 | 9 |
| 27. | rmc4th 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 9 |
| 28. | Roadrunner | USER00890 | 1 | 9 |
| 29. | Die2K 2 | USER00697 | 1 | 8 |
| 30. | Grim Rapper 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 8 |
| 31. | theyarealloldorsick | USER00094 | 1 | 8 |
| 32. | Cosmo 2 | USER00774 | 1 | 7 |
| 33. | Going Going Ghandi 1 | USER00389 | 1 | 7 |
| 34. | Look What I Dud | USER00833 | 1 | 7 |
| 35. | Lucky Linda 1 | USER00292 | 1 | 7 |
| 36. | We have a piper down! 2 | USER00965 | 1 | 7 |
| 37. | FLOPPY SOCKS | USER02623 | 1 | 6 |
| 38. | Lucky Linda 2 | USER00292 | 1 | 6 |
| 39. | Nickedemous 1 | USER01016 | 1 | 6 |
| 40. | The Big Guy | Big Guy | 1 | 6 |
| 41. | TROLL 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 6 |
| 42. | AbraCadavers 3: Hate List a-go-go | USER00965 | 1 | 5 |
| 43. | Team Toast 2K 1 | USER00160 | 1 | 5 |
| 44. | Team Toast 2K 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 5 |
| 45. | Tsuga Terrifica | USER00039 | 1 | 5 |
| 46. | WHITESHOES 4 | USER00965 | 1 | 5 |
| 47. | die you bastards | USER00936 | 1 | 4 |
| 48. | Northern Reaper | USER00731 | 1 | 4 |
| 49. | The Down Unders 1 | USER00443 | 1 | 4 |
| 50. | The Down Unders 2 | USER00965 | 1 | 4 |
| 51. | Wallris 2 | USER00395 | 1 | 4 |
| 52. | One Dollar Bill | Dollar Bill | 1 | 2 |
| 53. | Ronster | USER00065 | 1 | 2 |
| 54. | Soul Hunter | Hunterbeer | 1 | 2 |
| 55. | Tlhe Dirt Naps | shorty7ft | 1 | 1 |
| 56. | Wednesday 2 | Wednesday | 1 | 1 |
| 57. | 'This Time, For Sure!' 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 58. | A Pope, A Hope, and A Dope | USER00788 | 0 | 0 |
| 59. | A Tribute to Shirley Hemphill | twinpete | 0 | 0 |
| 60. | Angelphan | USER00800 | 0 | 0 |
| 61. | Badger Kelley 1 | DJ Badger | 0 | 0 |
| 62. | Badger Patty | USER00958 | 0 | 0 |
| 63. | BagMDano | USER00164 | 0 | 0 |
| 64. | Beavis Philbin | USER00821 | 0 | 0 |
| 65. | Captain Skellen | USER02773 | 0 | 0 |
| 66. | Cheri G2222 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 67. | Cosmo 1 | USER00774 | 0 | 0 |
| 68. | Crematerry 2 | USER00785 | 0 | 0 |
| 69. | Crematerry 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 70. | Dead And Bloated | USER02808 | 0 | 0 |
| 71. | Death Wish 2000 | DeathWish | 0 | 0 |
| 72. | Deej | DEEJ | 0 | 0 |
| 73. | Dem Bones 5 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 74. | Deosyne and Kimmi | USER00712 | 0 | 0 |
| 75. | Digger O'Dex | dexlee | 0 | 0 |
| 76. | Dirt_Nap | USER00928 | 0 | 0 |
| 77. | Dork, The Other White Meat | USER00802 | 0 | 0 |
| 78. | Dr. Anton Phibes | USER03389 | 0 | 0 |
| 79. | Dr. Steve 1 | USER01002 | 0 | 0 |
| 80. | Dr. Steve 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 81. | Elliezaza | USER00789 | 0 | 0 |
| 82. | eriko | USER00913 | 0 | 0 |
| 83. | Fartin' Dust | USER00937 | 0 | 0 |
| 84. | FlamingoNut 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 85. | Fortunato | USER00889 | 0 | 0 |
| 86. | Friends of Dorothy 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 87. | Fullest Frontal 3 | USER00376 | 0 | 0 |
| 88. | gerganator | USER00818 | 0 | 0 |
| 89. | Ghouls, Incorporated | USER00538 | 0 | 0 |
| 90. | Globbo 2 | BearOfNH | 0 | 0 |
| 91. | GUNSLINGER 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 92. | Hamdancer | USER00938 | 0 | 0 |
| 93. | Happy New Year, Now Die... | The Mattoid | 0 | 0 |
| 94. | Hito Tetsuoto's Out With the Old... | USER00135 | 0 | 0 |
| 95. | Jacki Lynn | USER00568 | 0 | 0 |
| 96. | jamona 1 | bruinmom | 0 | 0 |
| 97. | Jeff's Toe Tag Ten | USER00817 | 0 | 0 |
| 98. | JeffK 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 99. | JODAMODAMAN 1 | USER00107 | 0 | 0 |
| 100. | kasey 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 101. | Kellster | Kellster | 0 | 0 |
| 102. | killing them softly 1 | USER00740 | 0 | 0 |
| 103. | Let's Hear It For Shawn Walters 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 104. | Lucky Linda 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 105. | MORBID GAMBLE | USER03398 | 0 | 0 |
| 106. | MORBID WAGER | USER00985 | 0 | 0 |
| 107. | mOrBIT 2000.1 | USER00311 | 0 | 0 |
| 108. | My Very First Death List | USER00955 | 0 | 0 |
| 109. | Nan 1 | USER00693 | 0 | 0 |
| 110. | Nan 2 | USER00693 | 0 | 0 |
| 111. | NatPasq 1 | pasquinade | 0 | 0 |
| 112. | NatPasq 2 | pasquinade | 0 | 0 |
| 113. | NatPasq 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 114. | NewsieGal | USER00943 | 0 | 0 |
| 115. | Nickedemous 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 116. | Nurseboy's sentimental faves | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 117. | Oh L | USER00661 | 0 | 0 |
| 118. | Reap 'Em & Weep 1 | USER00557 | 0 | 0 |
| 119. | Rick The Bastard 4 | USER00425 | 0 | 0 |
| 120. | Rock N. Pneumonia | USER00482 | 0 | 0 |
| 121. | Roger Gowiththrottleup 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 122. | Rom | USER00420 | 0 | 0 |
| 123. | Sarcasm Man 1 | USER00312 | 0 | 0 |
| 124. | Shirley kelley | USER03401 | 0 | 0 |
| 125. | SIKDOC - JELLYVIRGIN | USER01018 | 0 | 0 |
| 126. | Six Foot Under League | USER02808 | 0 | 0 |
| 127. | SLAB-EM 10 | USER00886 | 0 | 0 |
| 128. | Soon B. Gonn | Edhead22 | 0 | 0 |
| 129. | Stiff Man Syndrome | USER00793 | 0 | 0 |
| 130. | Stimpy 1 | USER00222 | 0 | 0 |
| 131. | The Down Unders 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 132. | The Salmon Moose | USER00787 | 0 | 0 |
| 133. | The Short Bus Driver | USER00878 | 0 | 0 |
| 134. | Todd 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 135. | Tsuga Phantasmagoria | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 136. | ty12 | USER00844 | 0 | 0 |
| 137. | Viva Las Vegas | USER00934 | 0 | 0 |
| 138. | VivaMolly 2 | USER00281 | 0 | 0 |
| 139. | Wench27 | USER00806 | 0 | 0 |
| 140. | Wild Billy | USER02628 | 0 | 0 |
| 141. | Woodsy 2 | USER00895 | 0 | 0 |
| 142. | Woodsy 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
Which is Arabic for "Heavier than you think, and not a very strong neck, either."
(d) January 15th, 2007