This list was submitted by USER00965 on Sunday, January 2nd, 2000 at 10:08 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
9 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
8 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
7 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
6 | Simon Wiesenthal | September 20th, 2005 | 96 |
5 | Jack Paar | January 27th, 2004 | 85 |
4 | Eddie Albert | May 26th, 2005 | 99 |
3 | Anne Lindbergh | February 7th, 2001 | 94 |
2 | Elisabeth Kubler-Ross | August 24th, 2004 | 78 |
1 | Edward Teller | September 9th, 2003 | 95 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999