This list was submitted by USER00965 on Thursday, December 30th, 1999 at 5:47 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
| 9 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
| 8 | Leni Riefenstahl | September 8th, 2003 | 101 |
| 7 | Johnny PayCheck | February 19th, 2003 | 64 |
| 6 | Buddy Ebsen | July 6th, 2003 | 95 |
| 5 | John Gielgud | May 21st, 2000 | 96 |
| 4 | Anne Lindbergh | February 7th, 2001 | 94 |
| 3 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
| 2 | Barbara Cartland | May 21st, 2000 | 98 |
| 1 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
| 7 points | 2 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014