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The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

The Down Unders 1

Submitted by USER00443 on December 30, 1999.

Score
2hits so far
12tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Milton BerleMar 27, 2002 Mar 27, 2002 93
9 Mr. TAlive Alive 74
8 Charles Schulz hitFeb 12, 2000 Feb 12, 2000 77
7 Johnny CashSep 12, 2003 Sep 12, 2003 71
6 Johnny PayCheckFeb 19, 2003 Feb 19, 2003 64
5 Buddy EbsenJul 6, 2003 Jul 6, 2003 95
4 Ian Dury hitMar 27, 2000 Mar 27, 2000 57
3 Sid CaesarFeb 12, 2014 Feb 12, 2014 91
2 Don KnottsFeb 24, 2006 Feb 24, 2006 81
1 Boris YeltsinApr 23, 2007 Apr 23, 2007 76

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2003

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'