This list was submitted by USER00421 on Thursday, December 30th, 1999 at 10:41 AM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Maurice Richard | May 27th, 2000 | 78 |
9 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
8 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
7 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
6 | Al Lewis | February 3rd, 2006 | 82 |
5 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
4 | Johnny PayCheck | February 19th, 2003 | 64 |
3 | King Fahd | July 31st, 2005 | 84 |
2 | Milton Berle | March 27th, 2002 | 93 |
1 | Art Linkletter | May 26th, 2010 | 97 |
10 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998