John Gielgud has been played on 277 lists, including 66 lists in The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Kellster 2 | Kellster | 2 | 11 |
| 2. | Dr. B 1 | USER00146 | 1 | 10 |
| 3. | Schmoopie 2 | USER00507 | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | Wombat 3 | USER00242 | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Will Chill 1 | equestzim7 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | E. Ross | USER00423 | 1 | 8 |
| 7. | Barely Civil Servant 2 | USER00494 | 1 | 7 |
| 8. | D.N.R. 2 | MarkMx | 1 | 7 |
| 9. | ElDisco.com 2 | USER00469 | 1 | 7 |
| 10. | Bag M. Dano | USER00164 | 1 | 6 |
| 11. | JeffK 2 | USER00300 | 1 | 6 |
| 12. | Will Chill 2 | equestzim7 | 1 | 6 |
| 13. | Awakazam Kaboodie, Esquire | USER00302 | 1 | 5 |
| 14. | Kellster 1 | Kellster | 1 | 2 |
| 15. | ChaWaSa 3 | USER00114 | 1 | 1 |
| 16. | MR. C 1 | USER00503 | 1 | 1 |
| 17. | 69 Pimp 1 | USER00550 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | Anthony Groh | USER00566 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Apex Assassin | USER00610 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Art Vandelay 1 | USER02715 | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Art Vandelay 2 | USER02715 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | Art Vandelay 3 | USER02715 | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Betty's Deadies | USER00542 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | Bones Jones | USER00627 | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | Death Race 2000 | USER00213 | 0 | 0 |
| 26. | Dezemberkartell 1 | USER00500 | 0 | 0 |
| 27. | Doug Connors 1 | USER00591 | 0 | 0 |
| 28. | Doug Connors 2 | USER00591 | 0 | 0 |
| 29. | Doug Connors 3 | USER00591 | 0 | 0 |
| 30. | Dr. B 2 | USER00146 | 0 | 0 |
| 31. | Dr. Grumpy McShiznuckle | USER00347 | 0 | 0 |
| 32. | Dr. Jack Fanclub 1 | Chachi | 0 | 0 |
| 33. | El Pollo Loco | USER00400 | 0 | 0 |
| 34. | Ellen & Helen | USER00373 | 0 | 0 |
| 35. | Friends of Dorothy 3 | USER00609 | 0 | 0 |
| 36. | Fritz X. Schwartz IV | USER00367 | 0 | 0 |
| 37. | Full Frontal 2 | USER00376 | 0 | 0 |
| 38. | Gentleman Death 6 | USER00545 | 0 | 0 |
| 39. | Globbo 2 | BearOfNH | 0 | 0 |
| 40. | Gravedigger Glenn 1 | USER00428 | 0 | 0 |
| 41. | Great Buddha | USER00388 | 0 | 0 |
| 42. | Hope Floats | USER00327 | 0 | 0 |
| 43. | IAGO | USER00585 | 0 | 0 |
| 44. | JoDaMoDaMan 1 | USER00107 | 0 | 0 |
| 45. | Johnny B. Dead | USER00571 | 0 | 0 |
| 46. | KAMIKAZE 2 | USER00604 | 0 | 0 |
| 47. | Kestra 2 | USER00095 | 0 | 0 |
| 48. | Loki 3 | Loki | 0 | 0 |
| 49. | LUGOSI A-GO-GO | USER00316 | 0 | 0 |
| 50. | Monica Seles's Face | USER00101 | 0 | 0 |
| 51. | Morpheus | Chicken at Tresky's | 0 | 0 |
| 52. | Mrs. Deadpool | USER00230 | 0 | 0 |
| 53. | My Name Eez Muerrrte!! 1 | USER00605 | 0 | 0 |
| 54. | Noelle & James | USER00593 | 0 | 0 |
| 55. | Norton | USER00373 | 0 | 0 |
| 56. | Pete Biggs 2 | USER00320 | 0 | 0 |
| 57. | Phillip Plotz 2 | ed head | 0 | 0 |
| 58. | Reap 'Em & Weep 1 | USER00557 | 0 | 0 |
| 59. | Spiffy Stiffies | USER00310 | 0 | 0 |
| 60. | SPRINKLELICIOUS | USER00586 | 0 | 0 |
| 61. | The Funky Undertakers | USER00294 | 0 | 0 |
| 62. | TopSecret 2 | Oh No You Ditten | 0 | 0 |
| 63. | Trixie | USER00002 | 0 | 0 |
| 64. | Wednesday 2 | Wednesday | 0 | 0 |
| 65. | Wide Swath | USER00310 | 0 | 0 |
| 66. | Wozinator | USER00387 | 0 | 0 |
He was hailed as one of JFK's Best and Brightest, and was also one of the chief architects of America's involvement in Vietnam. Something just doesn't add up.
(d) February 13th, 2003