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This list was submitted by BearOfNH on Tuesday, December 29th, 1998 at 10:52 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
9Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
6John GielgudMay 21st, 200096
5Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
4Art LinkletterMay 26th, 201097
3Clayton Moore December 28th, 199985
2Sam SneadMay 23rd, 200289
1Chelsea ClintonAlive?
13 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021