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This list was submitted by USER00503 on Sunday, January 3rd, 1999 at 5:30 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Johnny PayCheckFebruary 19th, 200364
9Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
8Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
7Johnny CashSeptember 12th, 200371
6Mr. TAlive73
5Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
4John GielgudMay 21st, 200096
3Senor Wences April 20th, 1999103
2Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
1Sarah Knauss December 30th, 1999119
13 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021