This list was submitted by USER00503 on Sunday, January 3rd, 1999 at 5:30 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Johnny PayCheck | February 19th, 2003 | 64 |
9 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
8 | Boris Yeltsin | April 23rd, 2007 | 76 |
7 | Johnny Cash | September 12th, 2003 | 71 |
6 | Mr. T | Alive | 73 |
5 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
4 | John Gielgud | May 21st, 2000 | 96 |
3 | Senor Wences | April 20th, 1999 | 103 |
2 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
1 | Sarah Knauss | December 30th, 1999 | 119 |
13 points | 3 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021