Dale Evans has been played on 297 lists, including 86 lists in The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Otis, You Want A Treat? | USER02723 | 4 | 17 |
| 2. | Tape Dispenser 4 | USER00965 | 4 | 16 |
| 3. | T. Switala 2 | USER00025 | 4 | 14 |
| 4. | Pope 12 | USER00965 | 3 | 21 |
| 5. | STATUS PROS 1 | USER00245 | 3 | 21 |
| 6. | Dem Bones 1 | USER00192 | 3 | 20 |
| 7. | HINGE & SQUID 3 | USER00965 | 3 | 20 |
| 8. | Last Ditch Effort | USER00850 | 3 | 20 |
| 9. | T. Switala 1 | USER00025 | 3 | 20 |
| 10. | Pope 08 | USER00965 | 3 | 19 |
| 11. | Worm Food Gourmet | USER02651 | 3 | 17 |
| 12. | Obit 1 | USER00059 | 3 | 16 |
| 13. | Obit 6 | USER03916 | 3 | 11 |
| 14. | Frankie 1 | USER02658 | 3 | 9 |
| 15. | BassKisser | SBUMP2 | 2 | 16 |
| 16. | Doug the Reaper 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 16 |
| 17. | Obit 3 | USER00059 | 2 | 16 |
| 18. | Dead On 1 | USER00827 | 2 | 15 |
| 19. | D.N.R. 1 | MarkMx | 2 | 11 |
| 20. | Steve Silver 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 11 |
| 21. | Tape Dispenser 1 | USER02658 | 2 | 11 |
| 22. | WHITESHOES 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 8 |
| 23. | Et Tu Kevork 2 | USER00901 | 2 | 7 |
| 24. | GG Doom Patrol 1 | USER01004 | 2 | 7 |
| 25. | Bite the Bullett | USER02616 | 1 | 10 |
| 26. | DIE, I need the money | USER00043 | 1 | 10 |
| 27. | Doktor Robert 2 | USER00965 | 1 | 10 |
| 28. | Grim Rapper 1 | Grim Rapper | 1 | 10 |
| 29. | star undertaker 2 | USER00692 | 1 | 10 |
| 30. | DUBAYTOM | USER00375 | 1 | 9 |
| 31. | JON 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 9 |
| 32. | JON 6 | USER00965 | 1 | 9 |
| 33. | Steve Silver 1 | USER00063 | 1 | 9 |
| 34. | Steve Silver 2 | USER00063 | 1 | 9 |
| 35. | Heetergal | USER00996 | 1 | 8 |
| 36. | JMC HEARSE 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 7 |
| 37. | Mark Mattheis 1 | USER00634 | 1 | 7 |
| 38. | Teddy Ballgame's Stroke Three | USER02651 | 1 | 7 |
| 39. | Katy | USER00881 | 1 | 6 |
| 40. | E. coli 1 | USER00453 | 1 | 5 |
| 41. | Et Tu Kevork 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 5 |
| 42. | Doug the Reaper 1 | USER00775 | 1 | 4 |
| 43. | FlamingoNut 1 | FlamingoNut | 1 | 4 |
| 44. | MrJeff2000's Tomb of Terror | mrjeff2000 | 1 | 4 |
| 45. | star undertaker 1 | USER00692 | 1 | 4 |
| 46. | Stimpy 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 3 |
| 47. | E. coli 3 | USER00965 | 1 | 2 |
| 48. | Et Tu Kevork 1 | USER00901 | 1 | 1 |
| 49. | Amy Sue 1 | Amy Sue | 0 | 0 |
| 50. | Andre, the King of pop 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 51. | Belinda | USER00409 | 0 | 0 |
| 52. | BigGuy | USER00859 | 0 | 0 |
| 53. | Brightheart | USER00992 | 0 | 0 |
| 54. | Celebrate The Moment | USER02751 | 0 | 0 |
| 55. | CLAVENS | USER02710 | 0 | 0 |
| 56. | Crematerry 1 | USER00785 | 0 | 0 |
| 57. | Crematerry 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 58. | Divorcedguy | USER00032 | 0 | 0 |
| 59. | Dog Breath Hopkins (-Burp-) | USER02822 | 0 | 0 |
| 60. | Doug the Reaper 2 | USER00775 | 0 | 0 |
| 61. | Dr. Anton Phibes | USER03389 | 0 | 0 |
| 62. | Dr. Jack Fanclub 2 | Chachi | 0 | 0 |
| 63. | E. coli 2 | USER00453 | 0 | 0 |
| 64. | Eighty's Enough | USER00982 | 0 | 0 |
| 65. | Friends of Dorothy 4 | USER03918 | 0 | 0 |
| 66. | gravediggers 1 | USER00452 | 0 | 0 |
| 67. | Guess Who Died? 1 | USER00998 | 0 | 0 |
| 68. | Hito Tetsuoto's Out With the Old... | USER00135 | 0 | 0 |
| 69. | I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead 1 | USER00058 | 0 | 0 |
| 70. | LuckyGlick 2 | USER00906 | 0 | 0 |
| 71. | Morgue-N-Fairchild 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 72. | mumodeath | USER00794 | 0 | 0 |
| 73. | NatPasq 1 | pasquinade | 0 | 0 |
| 74. | NatPasq 2 | pasquinade | 0 | 0 |
| 75. | NatPasq 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 76. | NINTHLIFE 1 | USER00718 | 0 | 0 |
| 77. | Poopy Daddy 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 78. | Reap 'Em & Weep 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 79. | Remains To Be Seen | USER00822 | 0 | 0 |
| 80. | Rock N. Pneumonia | USER00482 | 0 | 0 |
| 81. | Rock N. Pneumonia, Jr. | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 82. | suzy 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 83. | TROLL 1 | Death Troll | 0 | 0 |
| 84. | Two Dollar Bill | Dollar Bill | 0 | 0 |
| 85. | VivaMolly 2 | USER00281 | 0 | 0 |
| 86. | Woodsy 2 | USER00895 | 0 | 0 |
Americans love a winner. As a general rule, however, they are considerably less enamored with a 250-pound mass of lifeless flesh.
(d) September 22nd, 1999