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This list was submitted by USER00718 on Monday, December 20th, 1999 at 12:48 AM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
9Ann SothernMarch 15th, 200192
8Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
7Charles Schulz February 12th, 200077
6David BrinkleyJune 11th, 2003?
5Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
4Dale EvansFebruary 7th, 200188
3Harold StassenMarch 4th, 200193
2Jan-Michael VincentFebruary 10th, 201974
1Lionel HamptonAugust 31st, 200294
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021