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This list was submitted by USER00965 on Thursday, December 30th, 1999 at 5:19 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Don Budge January 26th, 200084
9Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
8Tom Landry February 12th, 200075
7Rosa ParksOctober 24th, 200592
6Bud GrantMarch 11th, 202395
5Dudley MooreMarch 27th, 200266
4Dale EvansFebruary 7th, 200188
3Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
2Jason Robards December 26th, 200078
1Eddie MathewsFebruary 18th, 200169
20 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003