HINGE & SQUID 3 — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by USER00965 on Thursday, December 30th, 1999 at 5:19 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Don Budge	January 26th, 2000	84
9	Richard Pryor	December 10th, 2005	65
8	Tom Landry	February 12th, 2000	75
7	Rosa Parks	October 24th, 2005	92
6	Bud Grant	March 11th, 2023	95
5	Dudley Moore	March 27th, 2002	66
4	Dale Evans	February 7th, 2001	88
3	Liz Taylor	March 23rd, 2011	79
2	Jason Robards	December 26th, 2000	78
1	Eddie Mathews	February 18th, 2001	69
20 points		3 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003