This list was submitted by USER00965 on Thursday, December 30th, 1999 at 5:19 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Don Budge | January 26th, 2000 | 84 |
| 9 | Richard Pryor | December 10th, 2005 | 65 |
| 8 | Tom Landry | February 12th, 2000 | 75 |
| 7 | Rosa Parks | October 24th, 2005 | 92 |
| 6 | Bud Grant | March 11th, 2023 | 95 |
| 5 | Dudley Moore | March 27th, 2002 | 66 |
| 4 | Dale Evans | February 7th, 2001 | 88 |
| 3 | Liz Taylor | March 23rd, 2011 | 79 |
| 2 | Jason Robards | December 26th, 2000 | 78 |
| 1 | Eddie Mathews | February 18th, 2001 | 69 |
| 20 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998