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This list was submitted by USER00965 on Sunday, January 2nd, 2000 at 7:09 PM PST for The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Charles Schulz February 12th, 200077
9John O'Connor May 3rd, 200080
8Arte JohnsonJuly 3rd, 201990
7Tom Landry February 12th, 200075
6Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
5King FahdJuly 31st, 200584
4Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
3Dale EvansFebruary 7th, 200188
2Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
1Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
26 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999