Buddy Ryan has been played on 809 lists, including 154 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.DePressED07DePressED746
2.DGD - Read My Lips - No More LivingDGD643
3.When Your Gambling Cards On Love You PlayDePressED643
4.Cause of Death Was Mercury PoisoningGhost of Stiffs Past642
5.Birdman - Everyone has a PriceBird637
6.There Is No LeadDePressED637
7.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: HellfireFTG636
8.Cash From Cancer: Van Cliburn, Van Halen, whateverCash From Cancer635
9.Birds Never Look Into The SunDePressED630
10.DGD - Zsa Zsa RigorDGD538
11.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The PlunderersFTG538
12.And Then There Were NoneDePressED536
13.Birdman - WIth a patrick on macneeBird536
14.Got To Move To The Trick Of The BeatDePressED536
15.Stranger Blue Leave Us AloneDePressED536
16.Xtreme DeadpoolingDePressED536
17.Cartman- Fifty Shades of Grey PallorCARTMAN535
18.DePressED12DePressED535
19.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: BrimstoneFTG535
20.Venus LovemotionDePressED535
21.Cash from Cancer: Going to a Pardee at the County MorgueCash From Cancer534
22.Cash from Cancer: One Stiff at a TimeCash From Cancer534
23.Cash from Cancer: Pancreatic Cancer carries a PriceCash From Cancer534
24.Johnny Carson Gets Another Chance To Pet Zsa Zsa's PussyRottenToast534
25.DePressED06DePressED533
26.DePressED08DePressED533
27.The Tampa Bay BuccaneersDePressED533
28.Cash from Cancer: you say Pardee, we say Die!Cash From Cancer532
29.DePressED02DePressED531
30.Doc & DJ--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz.Doc & DJ531
31.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: FingermanFTG531
32.Mourning GloryUSER00506531
33.Doc & DJ--Joe DiMaggio Memorial ListDoc & DJ530
34.Feasting Maggots 6Feasting Maggots530
35.yeah yeah buh bye 4yeah yeah buh bye530
36.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: FootstepsFTG529
37.Bud Dwyer's BrainsBud Dwyer's Brains528
38.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Never Say GoodbyeFTG528
39.Run Run Faster Than My BulletThe Pancreatic Answer527
40.Former Leaders Foreign and DomesticRD02526
41.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Gunsmoke in TucsonFTG525
42.Some Basketball, Some Football, Some BaseballGhost of Stiffs Past518
43.Frankie1DePressED434
44.Daisy A Day DearDePressED433
45.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: OuttakesFTG432
46.Frankie3DePressED431
47.Team Formalin: That's Showbiz!anarchess431
48.Cash from Cancer: Zsa Zsa Gabor goes to meet G.G. AllinCash From Cancer430
49.Doc & DJ--Just When We Thought We Were Out...They Pull Us Back InDoc & DJ430
50.Doc & DJ--John O'Conner Memorial ListDoc & DJ430
51.Feasting Maggots 1Feasting Maggots430
52.Joan Crawford's Eyebrow Pencil 1JoanCrawfordsMakeupBag430
53.yeah yeah buh bye 3yeah yeah buh bye430
54.EMFC: Hate to Say it Yogi, It's OverEMFCoffin429
55.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Talk About a LadyFTG429
56.Ten Past MidnightMr. Redrum429
57.Making the News One Last TimeGregDean428
58.Bag Of BonesMr. Redrum427
59.Doc & DJ--Prop Joe's Cadaverous MotherfuckersDoc & DJ427
60.Doc & DJ--Ben Gazzara Will Haunt Us for YearsDoc & DJ427
61.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: CounterplotFTG427
62.Feasting Maggots 3Feasting Maggots426
63.Ghoul Girl IIGhoul Girl426
64.MBalmed3MBalmed426
65.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The Vanishing AmericanFTG425
66.Justin Hale 02USER01531425
67.Danse MacabreMr. Redrum424
68.Joan Crawford's Eyebrow Pencil 2JoanCrawfordsMakeupBag424
69.Gravediggers IIThe Coroner423
70.Feasting Maggots 9Feasting Maggots421
71.More Leftoverswet grave421
72.Push Push In The Bushlucky punk421
73.Tommytsled-I'm Shipping Up To PawtucketTomtsled421
74.Victory or Death! Both, Really...Shams421
75.Is PeopleSoylentGreen420
76.Little Drivin' On A Saturday NightDePressED327
77.Feasting Maggots 2Feasting Maggots326
78.Death Rattle: Humming Alonganarchess325
79.Feasting Maggots 7Feasting Maggots325
80.MBalmedMBalmed325
81.Feasting Maggots 4Feasting Maggots322
82.Feasting Maggots 5Feasting Maggots322
83.When WILL we ever get a Woman President?RD02322
84.yeah yeah buh bye 6yeah yeah buh bye322
85.Van Punkburnlucky punk321
86.These Folks Can Start Planning 2014.bigmfnal31320
87.Just Kickin' ItJLM211wx (Just Kickin It!319
88.Justin Hale 04USER01531319
89.MBalmed2MBalmed319
90.two ghoulsdoorma319
91.CHAD: This Bitch Will Either Go To Jail or Die or BOTHCHAD318
92.Last Stop 1Last Stop318
93.Concrete ShoesConcrete Shoes317
94.Death Always Seemed So Rashfromthetomb317
95.Tommytsled-A Dead Owl Doesn't Give A HootTomtsled317
96.too much to caredie u sob315
97.Jackalope GhostJackalope_Ghost314
98.You Never Know IIwhirlygirly314
99.!!!!!!000002313
100.What has one leg and just won't die?RD02313
101.I am going to helllax11570312
102.Charlie Don't Surf with Luci LiuCharlie Dont Surf311
103.Dying to meet you.Clever Team Name311
104.When it Rains It PoursThe Pancreatic Answer38
105.Feasting Maggots 8Feasting Maggots219
106.headed up IComeonallready219
107.Heywood Jablome XIIUSER00119219
108.Penguin's Picks 2ThePenguin219
109.My wife finds this offensiveknkaustin217
110.They Should Have Known DeaderGregDean215
111.GenevieveKST214
112.JinxyJinx214
113.list them they will die #1Wills213
114.Otis' Cirrhosis - Rafe Hollister's StillKudsKroakers213
115.Rachel's Walking Dead 2Rachel A212
116.Stiff thisshorty7ft212
117.Ashes to AshesDestroyers211
118.Joined The Choir Invisiblesplittertogo211
119.Last Stop 2Last Stop211
120.Are We Dead Yet? 001goodwin73210
121.Mort: This time Wilson, this time...Mort29
122.It puts the lotion on its skinTeam Tumilty26
123.When you come to a fork in the road........dieThe Shadow26
124.Dead people of the futureTodd Blankenship25
125.YCB's Number 1USER0589725
126.!!!!! ALBRECHT SAYS DIE ALREADYAlbrecht24
127.ThisisaMorbidActivity - ILikecarseycritter24
128.Y'all Get Dead Now, Ya Hear?nroger91924
129.Parades Go Bythebrainsbackstage23
130.Bring It on Zsa Zsa Bites ItDEATH DEMON110
131.Sharpen the trochar, we're gonna be busy2Fry's Crematorium110
132.Whitneys waiting 1Maryjo80110
133.Celebrity Zombie Apocalypse 2013 IIImsastria19
134.Dirt Naps For Fun & Profit #2FrankJac19
135.The Billies GrahamTheyComeInThrees19
136.Zsa Zsa will be safe as long as she is on my list 3Maryjo8019
137.DamnYouZsaZsa2013IsYourYearTiderInsider17
138.All Star Leftoverswet grave16
139.NoNames 3jim dibello16
140.Rigor IVRigor16
141.Do The Deathwish ThingDeathwish Drang15
142.Lights Out in the Boston Hills 1Joker15
143.Return of the Dead GuysGregDean15
144.2013 Top Soil #3alb00713
145.Mayan MiscueWallbanger13
146.I Pity Da Fool! (pick 1)Cosmo Underground12
147.JinxJinx12
148.Rigor IRigor12
149.!!! expiredtitan36000
150.HerbHerb00
151.Jesus Says "Die Already!"FredNietzsche00
152.JLK (names that start with J,L or K)knkaustin00
153.Mayan MalarkeyWallbanger00
154.Tits upCosmo Underground00
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002