Dying to meet you.

Share on Twitter Share on Facebook

This list was submitted by Clever Team Name on Sunday, December 30th, 2012 at 11:21 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the The Elly May Clampett Memorial Cup 2013 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
9Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
6George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
5Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
4Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
3Stan Musial January 19th, 201392
2Buddy RyanJune 28th, 201685
1Ronnie Biggs December 18th, 201384
11 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021