This list was submitted by Ghoul Girl on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 8:15 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Denver Stiffs Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Hugo Chavez | March 5th, 2013 | 58 |
| 9 | Jim Calhoun | Alive | 84 |
| 8 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
| 7 | Bonnie Franklin | March 1st, 2013 | 69 |
| 6 | Buddy Ryan | June 28th, 2016 | 85 |
| 5 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 4 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
| 3 | James Garner | July 19th, 2014 | 86 |
| 2 | Yogi Berra | September 22nd, 2015 | 90 |
| 1 | Red Schoendienst | June 6th, 2018 | 95 |
| 26 points | 4 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021